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och .. 'tis a busy busy day at dis blog ..
3) couple of weeks ago, on the bus home from uni:
2 guys sitting side by side. guy1 has bad skin, bites his nails and has a curly goatee that he obviously takes great pride in .. guy2 is shorter, also has bad skin and bites his nails, dressed all in black (i.e. baggy jeans and button-up shirt buttoned all the way to the top). and a big silver ankh.
guy 3 gets on the bus about halfway through the journey, and he looks pretty normal. and he knows guy1 so they say hi and he sits down behind them. they're talking about uni life, old schoolmates etc .. and guy1 mentions the anime club. so guy2 interrupts the conversation:
guy 2 >> do you watch anime ??
guy3 >> um .. no ..
guy 2 >> *smirk*cough* deprived
this coming from a guy who's probably going to be a 40-year old virgin, leer at schoolgirls and dress the exact same way as he does now in a vain attempt to be "kyoool".
well at least he watches anime. right ?
2) dee suggests i call my car either emma or emily. after emily the strange. i think it's a pretty good idea =) i like emily. emily or lain. adit suggested hathor, after the egyptian queen of the universe who has the stars on her belly. the concept is cool, esp with my recent fascination with egypt .. but hathor is a funny name. not at all car-ish.
oh wait. is it hathor or horus. hmm ..
lots to post today. get ready .. i'll break it up into nice, easy to read chunks ok ??
1) joke sent by the mother
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
so here's the plan: sisters 1 and 2 go walking to the same spot that sister 2 and i saw the cute cat at .. if it's there, they call me and i'll go pick them up. then i drop them off outside the house and they let themselves in, telling mum that the cat just followed them home. et voila, we have a new family pet !!
that's the cat plan.
ooh. and also, any suggestions for a name for my car ?? it's a silver toyota echo .. no decorations or anything. but it does get pretty dirty 'coz i'm too lazy to wash it often. also, it has a tendency to get messy on the inside. someone suggested henrietta, but it reminds me too much of chickens (sorry nix) ..
i'm thinking "cleopatra" but then .. also maybe not. hmm
since the comments work, let's try this again!!
I ____ Lynettoo.
Lynettoo is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Lynettoo, I would _______.
I think Lynettoo should _____.
Lynettoo needs ______.
I want to ____________ Lynettoo.
Someday Lynettoo ________.
Lynettoo reminds me of _______.
Without Lynettoo _______.
Memories of Lynettoo are ________.
Lynettoo can be __________.
__________ is how I describe meeting Lynettoo.
Worst thing about Lynettoo is _________.
Best thing about Lynettoo is _________.
I am ________ with Lynettoo.
and again
and again
testing ..
for the love of all that is good in this world .. and some that is eeeeevil .. please work !!
hey !!!!
dee just gave me a suggestion .. well not just-just. but i just read her blog .. hope this works *crosses fingers*
dear comments thing, please work ??
hey guys !! what're u all up to ?? my life has been dominated by cubes lately. wire frames (a.k.a modules) with lines and planes in space. it's kinda chaotic. and busy. *sigh* i will get this bloody comments thing sorted out asap. i am *such* a technical retard. help meeee.
